Forcing Myself to Watch Movies

I don’t usually watch movies, unless they’re short films. Movies are like a single slice of pizza. I don't understand people who buy just one slice of pizza. Or a single scoop of ice cream. I'd much rather watch TV shows: the whole pizza, the whole tub of ice cream that I can put back in the freezer whenever I want. So I found a way to force myself to watch feature films:

The system I came up with to reduce decision fatigue is to follow the alphabet: first, a comedy whose title begins with the letter A; then a drama that begins with B; then a queer romance that begins with C; then a boring non-queer romance that begins with D; then a biopic that begins with E; and then back to comedy, this time with the letter F... and so on.

But what about the other genres? Well, I thought about that:

I've also decided to watch a documentary on the 15th of every month. Those will follow their own alphabetical order, starting with the numbers 0–9 and then the letter A.

If you want to know what movies I’ve watched and what I thought of them, follow the hashtag #ForcingMyselfToWatchMovies!